unbelievable

i do not intend to depart down a snarky path very often in these posts, but my shuttle ride to work this morning merits a brief diversion.

i'm looking at my transit-mates on my commute to work and i notice a young man diagonal from me who would, i think, be universally acknowledged as not physically attractive. so when he reaches up and picks his nose, inspects his findings, and wipes them on the seat with the same hand on which he sports a wedding band, i just have to pause and say "REALLY?!?!?!"

seriously: that guy can get married and i am still single?

seriously.
ok i'm done now.